The Official Jeff Atwood Webpage
Real Ultimate Power
Hi, this site is all about Jeff Atwoods, REAL JEFF ATWOODS. This site is awesome. My name is Steve and I can't stop thinking about Jeff Atwoods. These guys are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.
Facts:
1. Jeff Atwoods are mammals.
2. Jeff Atwoods write about programming ALL the time.
3. The purpose of the Jeff Atwood is to not write code.
Weapons and gear:
High-end programming chair $150 keyboard
Books (never read)
Testimonial:
Jeff Atwoods can write about any topic, regardless of how familiar he is with it! Jeff Atwoods write interesting, succinct, and wrong blog posts ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they pretend to know about computer science ALL the time. I heard that there was this Jeff Atwood who was writing a blog post at a diner. And when some dude tried to correct him the Jeff Atwood killed the whole town. My friend Frutiger said that he saw a Jeff Atwood monkeypatch some kid just because the kid opened a text editor.
And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you don't believe that Jeff Atwoods have REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or they will keep writing uninformed blog posts!!! It's an easy choice, if you ask me.
Jeff Atwoods are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to lie down on the train tracks. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. These guys are totally awesome and that's a fact. Jeff Atwoods are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, wrong, and sweet. I can't wait to start programming next year. I love Jeff Atwoods with all of my body (including my pee pee).
Q and A:.
Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about Jeff Atwoods?
A:Jeff Atwoods are the ultimate paradox. On the one hand they don't give a crap, but on the other hand, Jeff Atwoods are very nicely typeset.
Q:I heard that Jeff Atwoods are always correct or insightful. What's their problem?
A:Whoever told you that is a total liar. Just like other mammals, Jeff Atwoods can be illogical OR awesome.
Q:What do Jeff Atwoods do when they're not purchasing expensive home office furniture or writing blog posts?
A:Most of their free time is spent rolling in ad money, but sometime they make ridiculous hyperbolic statements. (Ask Frutiger if you don't believe me.)
This is a picture of my best friend Frutiger showing off.
He's a lot older than me and almost done with his CS degree,
which is bragable.
Made by Steve using the real ultimate generator from gillions.org